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attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
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Attention Seeker

~someone who uses primarily filters and flash on instagram
~someone who will spread false rumors to gain the liking of others (usually more so with makeup plastered on their face)
~a copycat
"Jesus have you noticed how much of an attention seeker Alix is?"
"No kidding. She's ripped off this one girl all year last year"
by Duckkingisfather September 11, 2020
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uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.
damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?
by blayz00 September 20, 2020
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Attention Whore

Also known as Kari Byron from Mythbusters. An annoying bitch who turned into an attention whore the moment the limelight shone upon her and fame went to her stupid head.
Fuck me, that bitch Kari Byron is such an attention whore. Her personality flipped 180 degrees the moment she got famous. Dumb bitch.
by johnv1988 October 15, 2020
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Attention digger

Someone who always craves for attention and do anything for it. Like spreading rumours, gaining sympathy by exaggerating health conditions, etc.
by You simp October 19, 2020
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Attention predator

Like an attention whore but even worse. This type of female not only craves attention, but feels entitled to it. She feels so ridiculously entitled to attention that she will bad mouth anybody who does not give it to her. What makes this kind of girl even worse is the fact that when she does bad mouth the person who isn't giving her the attention, she will often do so to many people, spreading dirty gossip and/or lies, in hopes of damaging that persons reputation. She can become very front and/or back stabbing, all because she didn't get the attention that she felt she was entitled to.
Justin: Hey Pedro, Monica is totally talking shit about you, and telling every body how your such an ass hole!

Pedro: Yeah, she's just mad because I ignore her when she tries to talk to me.

Justin: Why do you ignore her?

Pedro: She is completely fake, and I don't associate with fake people.

Justin: She talks all that mad shit on you simply because you don't give her any attention? Wow, what an attention predator!
by Colanator August 16, 2013
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Attention Drunk

Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.
Really, Another status about drinking? She is such a Attention Drunk
by HiRa 303 December 30, 2011
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