if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a

hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

by GrappleCare June 21, 2009

apple jodka

apple juice + vodka = apple jodka

aka "apple juice with a kick"

person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!

by delishxo March 6, 2011

apple smashing

The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.

"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"

by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015

Apple Picker

An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls

Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker

by Krusty Krew Klub March 24, 2023

Apple Vision Pro

A scaringly dystopian device that (might) replace smartphones

Person A: You saw the new Apple Vision Pro?
Person B: Yeah, that thing is dystopian

by Illegal_Mexican June 5, 2023

Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009