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AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
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New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
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dragon aids

an infection that trevor vecchio has because he’s a retard piece of shit that I’d terrible at communicating
by RaunchyNutSaq March 30, 2022
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Jäger-aid

when you mix Jägermeister with Country Time lemonade that has mixed with water already.
yo I got so hung over last night by drinking that "Jäger-aid"
by T.S.1324 June 16, 2011
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Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first
Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids
by D-Schwank January 26, 2011
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c aids

Something that every conner has, it's a mutated version of aids but it has the symptoms of swelling, skin turning red, holes forming in the chest that leak pus and mucus, hump forming in the back your face gets massive pimples that leak carbon monoxide and if you don't wash within 3 days of a conner touching you then you'll slowly gain all of these also back pain and poor posture.
Dude did you hear Joshua got c aids

No bro I didn't know that we should avoid him
by Yeah let's go with that April 27, 2022
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puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.
by gfiafp August 1, 2017
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