bitchless steve

a noun that describes a racist, queerphobic, and misogynistic man that pretends to be a writer and an intellectual when in reality he’s just lonely and has no friends or bitches. a bitchless steve is also described as being gay in denial. bitchless steves may also have interests such as d&d, fantasy, and are usually mormons.

random guy’s bio: d&d addict. i like to stare out into the stillness of fantastical beauty. aspiring writer. not into loneliness. i absolutely adore hugs.
everyone: oh my god hes such a bitchless steve

by bitchlessstevehateclub August 25, 2022

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Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021

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Steve Carell

A 40 year old virgin

John: you heard about chad
Phil: yeah he’s a Steve Carell

by NitroAwsomness99 September 15, 2021

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Steve Cho

A word used to describe someone with an extremely large asshole due to their addiction to fire noodles causing their explosive diarrhea to substantially expand their asshole every time they shit.

Girl 1: So, did you figure out who was slipping love notes into your locker yet?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I had to reject him.
Girl 1: Why tho???????
Girl 2: He's a Steve Cho, I'll never be able to try anal beads with him!

by JewishGrandpa August 2, 2019

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Steve (God)

Steve is a celestial being who, like Jaydoni, is incredibly massive. He and Goggins worked together to fight Jaydoni and cast him out. Both also fought Entity 405 but both couldn't beat him since he outsmarted them both to a killer level. Steve is considered very attractive and has his own religion, Steveism. He still has no idea the 4 idiots were only met to keep him company.

Steve (God) is massive and hot.

by Pewpew bumblesnatch April 28, 2022

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