fuck a duck 

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

fuck a duck by MadDog July 3, 2003

a deja fuck

as seen on sex and the city a deja fuck is occurs whenyou fuck the same person twice...

*samatha had a deja fuck
*that was gr8 deja fuck me again
*deja fuck him
*deja fuck her

a deja fuck by bretty lad July 8, 2005

fuck a duck 

a song to "row row row ur boat"

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
and *rgy at the zoo!!!

fuck a duck by Anonymous March 12, 2003

fuck a duck 

a military expession of suprise or anger

2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck

"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"

2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!

fuck a duck by rabbt December 22, 2003

Fuck a Clock 

Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.

Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.

Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.

Fuck a Clock by Vik___ August 15, 2009

fuck a duck 

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

fuck a duck by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003

fuck a duck 

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

fuck a duck by Rick August 8, 2003