Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

Shower Outage

When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.

Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"

Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."

Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."

by SpoCal10 February 22, 2010

Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.

To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!

by Shower stamping loginlord January 9, 2021

Jacuzzi Shower

Jacuzzi shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.

It was cold in my apartment so i decided to take a jacuzzi shower to relax and warm-up. Jacuzzi Shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.

by Interiordestinations March 17, 2015

Shower boy

A guy you think of in the shower that makes you do..."wacca
wacca."

Bill from work was my shower boy this morning. I "wacca-wacca'd" for an hour.

by Lil Tiny April 5, 2010

utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016

aloe shower

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.

I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.

by H-Dawggg February 2, 2014