Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired

See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick

by My yee 2 March 13, 2021

god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"

Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now

by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018

Blox Cards

A Capitalist regime forced upon by Big Burly chairman to stop people from speaking, Not gambling, and saying bad things about the Blox cards game.

This really is a Blox Cards moment, literally 1984

by Roadkill Mc Bufflefungs December 10, 2022

FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead

OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card

by Habura123 June 18, 2016

Your Card

Typically used when performing Magic tricks

Me: "Think of a card"
You: "Ok"
Me: "Was Your Card the Seven of Hearts?"

by FeZZus June 7, 2021

Card Licker

A colloquial term referring to an individual who displays an excessively frugal and penny-pinching behavior. A card licker will go to great lengths and employ unconventional methods to save even the smallest amounts of money or resources, often at the expense of practicality or social norms.

"I can't believe Tim spent an hour meticulously scraping off the expiration date on expired coupons just to use them. He's such a card licker."

"Sarah's reputation as a card licker spread quickly when her friends discovered she would collect discarded gift cards and painstakingly erase the remaining balances to reuse them."

by Xx_ILove_craighogan_Xx July 12, 2023

thot card

a form of payment provided by local municipalities intended to be used for the purchase of goods in low-income households that are inhabited by at least one female who partakes in the act of twerking or other scandalous activities. More commonly referred to as: EBT cards, SNAP Benefits card, Foodstamp card or the Hood Credit card.

Girl - "Yo, do y'all take thot cards here?"
Cashier - "Um, what's a thot card?"
Girl - "You know, this. *Pulls out benefit card* My thot card"
Cashier - "Oh, yeah! We take those here."

by SirWilliams December 5, 2015