Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible
Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding
by EarlyToBed January 24, 2010
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god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"
Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018
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Pokimontron Cards

Isaac: did you get those Pokimontron cards last night
Dominic: Oh yeah they were greasyyyyy
by Cupcake_Dealer06 January 23, 2022
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Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time
Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.
by mormdavid June 25, 2020
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Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired
See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick
by My yee 2 March 13, 2021
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Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010
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Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.
“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
by IFuckPenguins June 07, 2020
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