box turtle

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
by corprip March 29, 2006
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Box of Pangu

A Box of Pangu is an alternative form of saying thank you or giving thanks to someone for offering aid and giving you something that you need. The term is derived from an old Mexican myth in which the Box of Pangu is a magical chest in which a person can find the thing that they 'need' most in the world.

'Box' or 'Pangu' can be used as shortened versions of the term.
Steve: Here's that beer you asked for, dude
James: Box of Pangu
by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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dodgy box

An illegal, cheap knockoff of a sky digi box (digital tv receiver) that works intermittently.
I just paid100 for a new dodgy box
by beanian August 12, 2008
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box waft

Any unsavoury aroma emanating from a vagina
Her box waft factor is high
by Andy C February 12, 2004
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tonsil boxing

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag
Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!
by Justin Redman January 30, 2004
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sweat box

A small bar or club, thats always packed(full), where its so humid and hot that you cant even breathe.
I dont wanna go there tonight this place is a fuckin sweat box.
by Johnnay April 24, 2003
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to go box

When a person has performed oral sex on a women and gets nothing in return, then gets asked to leave.
Nick- Yo Deets you take that chick home last night

Deets- uhhhh yeah........

Nick- Hell yeah man ur a boss. you fuck her?

Deets- no man... i gave a to go box

Nick- Dude.................................
by Togoboxgiver69 October 21, 2011
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