Turtle Net

Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.

by PuyatLord June 11, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>Fish Nets Versus Morphine<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Fish Nets Versus Morphine<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Fish Nets Versus Morphine<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

For the net

A man named shauntre

Shauntre is for the net.

by lolllllmaoo January 1, 2024

It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.

It my net.... bro.

by Legga May 20, 2019

swamp net

when your internet is extremely slow

"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"

by ninja420 September 8, 2023

3th december-no gay e-net day

fuck ur friends in online as far as you want and nobody can say homo about it
i would sure like it 🤤...

Me: can i e-sex with u
friend: no im not a gay 7yr old american
Me: it 3th december its allowed to do it as far as u want even breaking the screen with ur dick without anyone saying homo
friend: oh fuck yeah i like this day lets do it!baby!!
3th december-no gay e-net day

by Iamdongo December 3, 2023