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spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.
1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie
by BdazzL January 6, 2007
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Slap Joggy

A slap joggy is someone who owns something they shouldn’t have
Hey! Have you heard of Milwaukee rap? That slap joggy shouldn’t have FL studio.
by NashyGxx July 31, 2022
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Derp slap

Violently thrashing your torso resulting in your arms flinging about and slapping unweary passersby. You must let the movement of your torso fling out your arm, it is not a derp slap if you move your arm yourself.
Maddie and Layne derp slapped each other in spanish class until someone got hurt.
by Zesty Pepper August 25, 2011
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Slap chips

I have the munchies, and some slap chips from the SeafoodShop sounds really good!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022
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Argentinean slap

When you finish ejaculating on a girls face then you slap her with a banana.
dad - "dam who ate the last banana?"
son - "sorry dad I used it last night as I was giving sally her first Argentinean slap."
by D_60w February 15, 2020
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Screen Slap

When you’re trying to have a conversation and someone shoves a phone in your face with something lame AF.
Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.
by Buckpizza July 9, 2019
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slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.
He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.
by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016
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