Gurley Wad

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Wad

LosPollosTV’s Dad. A combination of spammed W’s in the chat and dad, because his Dad is a W.

“I am so excited for Thursday. Wad will be on stream for the weekly episode of 90 day fiancé.

by Nahnah1960 April 19, 2022

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

WAD

"What a Dumbass"

Simply put... no background information needed.

(1)

-"Oh man, John jumped backwards off a cliff and landed on his chin!"

-"WAD."

(2)
-"Do you like money?"

-"WAD question."

(3)
-He cheated on me with my best friend!

-Ugh, WAD punk!

by IXTaniaXI March 11, 2011

Wad

Basically someone who is being a jerk at the moment.

"Man you're being a freaking wad today!"

"Have you seen Jimmy at all today? He's being a real wad recently."

by blue ferret June 5, 2015

Wad

someone being annoying or does something that is rude/ew.

person: “I have 1,000 followers on instagram”
you: “you’re being a wad”

by wadddddd January 24, 2019