Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.

"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"

by LittleBeast April 22, 2025

bum bark

One of many humorous names for flatulence.

Is there a dog in your pants or was that a bum bark?

by Woordwys April 30, 2015

Dog barking

The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.

"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."

by Papasquat420 May 2, 2019

Bark Ruffalo

Usually referring to a women who fallows yellow lines/ items. Also known as a special journey among four friends.

"There goes Bark Ruffalo following that yellow line."
"I cant wait to go on a Bark Ruffalo with u guys!"

by DanaPozo Flag girle August 13, 2016

bum bark

the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe

ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark

by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021

barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might also be an Emily…

“I hate Timmy” says only an Tree Bark

by anonymous August 5, 2023