happy birthday monkey

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy

happy birthday monkey

by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020

mama monkey syndrome

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

by expedition18 January 20, 2023

Dirty Monkey Bomb

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017

Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Quad Sprite Monkey

A quad sprite monkey is when you take 4 10 second hits of a medical grade THC wax cartridge past 4pm while your focalin wears off.

Hello famous rock drummer tommy lee, would you like to join me and kitty? We are doing quad sprite monkeys

by Johnny Garcia November 14, 2019

flying monkey

The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.

Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.

by <3 February 22, 2003

Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.

I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.

by bjmike November 29, 2012