adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
Get the Gayer than a box of California cranberriesmug. a insturment that the notes is made out of metal and the drum contains metal plucks called Pins to make the song of the music box itself
Ambience: Sankyo Music Box Plays "Rock-a-bye Baby"
Man: I Hear A Tune?
Woman: Whispering Oh Thats My 8 Month Old's ":Music Box (Insturment):" Playing
Man: defined Oh Uh Egh Okay
Man: I Hear A Tune?
Woman: Whispering Oh Thats My 8 Month Old's ":Music Box (Insturment):" Playing
Man: defined Oh Uh Egh Okay
by GTKCF2023 July 21, 2023
Get the Music Box (Insturment)mug. Nickle box is the great reverend pancreas, known to be alive many many years ago, and been dead for longer than he ever lived. He is a very well respected character in the hierarchy. He is known for being slaughtered by many people at one time, it was a gathering.
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Get the Nickle boxmug. Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
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Get the Maniacal Box of Kittensmug. the box never of 2009 is ,432,456,098,576,561,234,567,203,023,100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.
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