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by pseudonym ツ June 17, 2021
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Daddy Lee

Definitely the prettiest person on Earth. This person has pretty bangs, a tiny, cute nose, and long, humpable legs. Those humplable legs are MINE and they belong to me and only me, for me to hump them aggressively. Oh, and this person happens to have a odd soft spot for my feet. They absolutely love to vore me, and their favorite thing about me is probably my fat, juicy ass.
"DADDY LEE~" Or "LEE SUS BALZ"
by Ew_its_a_fox November 22, 2021
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Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.
Matt: “Ur mom gay
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*
by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018
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Daddy

"I'm JuSt A dad WhO protects HiS kIdS."
Hym "Well... YOU'VE ENDANGERED OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS NOW HAVEN'T YOU RANDAL JAMES BOWKER!? HAVEN'T YOU!? AND NOW I WON'T ACCEPT AN OUTCOME THAT DOESN'T RESULT IN THE DEATH OF A CHILD! SHE'S 18 NOW ISN'T SHE!? AND IF SHE DOESN'T DO IT WILLINGLY SOMEONE ELSE'S KID WILL SUFFER IN HER STEAD! DADDY CAN EXPLAIN WHY HE WANTS LITTLE KIDS TO GET MURDERED FOR HER!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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daddy

a name given to a person that someone finds to be “father material
Evie is the most Daddy
Evie is Daddy material
by Lucien Carr May 31, 2018
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Daddy josh

A person who wants to be a dad like figure but never reaches the opportunity to be one as he has never experienced one of his own
Oh look it’s a “Daddy josh
by Jaqpe March 23, 2022
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