poop fairy

The fairy who seeks nothing but poop.

Person 1: Hey I just pooped
Person 2: Watch out for the poop fairy.

by Urwordman69 January 24, 2025

Poop Soup

A soup made of diarrhea in a public toilet.

Yo! Did you contribute to the poop soup the other day? It tasted like shit.

by Hdmi to display port adapter September 8, 2020

Poop pals

The act of having conversation with someone in the next stall over

Kyle and Todd do not make good poop pals

by Billybadass123 November 21, 2017

poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

floopy pooped

Being tired, and frustrated

Me: “ Man, I’m super floopy pooped.”

Boyfriend: “ please explain.”

Me: “im going to bed”

by Aesthetic Pickle November 28, 2017