dolphin dick

A tiny skinny curved penis

" he has such a dolphin dick"

by coolstraitguy August 16, 2018

peanut dick

The result of causing someone to pink sock

If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.

by drb0mb October 20, 2007

kitchen dick

Going limp when you are trying to screw because you are too hungry

Man, I was bangin' this chick, but I got kitchen dick and had to eat a sandwhich before I could finish her off.

by Birdjive January 3, 2009

Pain in the dick

1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.

2. When something may cause your dick much pain.

1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."

2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."

by Young Burnsy January 26, 2010

Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006

dick beater

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.

"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"

by Christa Kay February 8, 2007

small dick

It is when your penis is inserted into a womans vagina and she can't feel any thing.Or when your dick keeps falling out of the womans vagina.

Amanda - Is it in yet
Chris - yeah im about to bust
Amanda - Are you serious i havent felt anything yet you have a small dick
Chris - Well im done, ive had my fun
Amanda - Well i dident i need a bigger man like richie, he never falls out

by Zach aka princess September 1, 2008