Dirty Tessaca

When she is short enough to blow you while standing up.

Damn! Look at that shorty over there! Hopefully she gives me a Dirty Tessaca later.

by Insanitation October 8, 2020

Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020

International Tess Day

November 17 is the international day of Tess! Do you know anyone named Tess? It's their day!

Friend 1: What day is it today?
Friend 2: It's international Tess day!

by Harold O'Leary November 17, 2020

jolyan tessier

Jolyan is a super hot boy

Look at Jolyan Tessier he’s so hot and sexy

by Hahhegehxvxvxbd. Rebhsjw December 5, 2020

Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020

break test

Where someone in a relationship says they want to go on a break to see if the other person likes them or not

Girl: (break test) ‘I think we should go on a break’
Guy: ‘ok’
Girl: *internally disappointed*

by Libtwat December 22, 2020

grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021