(noun): one who consumes large amounts of meat in one or more seatings. meat is always eaten violently. all meat is good, but mainly the fattier meats are preferred. Pork and Beef are #1 and #1a. chicken substitutes only in absence of 1 and 1a.
when fishing in lake champlain, i witnessed TEAM MEAT RECKER eat 10lbs of botto's italian sausage in less than 5days.
by TMR,nj October 7, 2008

by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019

Meat.
This is a term which is used to ask people if they like food or not. If you don't then you are called meat or the meat slapps and id you do than you are called the meaty, or the meaty slapps. This would also be used to disgust weather there is any cold air in the room 'are you meat' i have been meat before and you don't want to be because just listening to being meat hurts my ears and it would for you to. All i am trying to say is that its not a good idea to have a friends or know anyone the refers to as 'meat' because then you are in danger or you know that you may die in the future. But if you are called that then you are in trouble because then you are going to do soon without any warning.
This is a term which is used to ask people if they like food or not. If you don't then you are called meat or the meat slapps and id you do than you are called the meaty, or the meaty slapps. This would also be used to disgust weather there is any cold air in the room 'are you meat' i have been meat before and you don't want to be because just listening to being meat hurts my ears and it would for you to. All i am trying to say is that its not a good idea to have a friends or know anyone the refers to as 'meat' because then you are in danger or you know that you may die in the future. But if you are called that then you are in trouble because then you are going to do soon without any warning.
Yiwin :"OMG GUYS I AM A MEAT SLAPP"
Everyone runs, because you cant trust one. Be careful out there because you may just run into a meat slapp.
Everyone runs, because you cant trust one. Be careful out there because you may just run into a meat slapp.
by I have a life but do you? March 1, 2023

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.
No detail of who he is, what he's like.
He is mystery meat
No detail of who he is, what he's like.
He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
by SavvyOne November 9, 2018

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.
by Meat Brownie April 30, 2022

by Littleyeti August 26, 2017
