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Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017
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Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.
P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL
by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017
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trump more

If someone you know is using big words to describe sentences tell them to ''Trump More'' As Uncle trump never uses bug words because he doesn't care what the haters say
by ffffszertdftx554w53w3 January 21, 2017
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trumps

Dark red-brown gelatinous globs made out of congealed period blood. They tend to accumulate in the body and then slip out during pressure changes, like sneezes or standing up. They are generally a mess to clean up, as they usually burst and stain everything.
A: Girl, you have a trumps running down your leg
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons
by yararadorada January 22, 2017
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trumps

Coágulos menstruales. Suelen acumularse en el cuerpo y salir de pronto ante cambios de presión, tales como estornudos, gases o cambios de posición corporal. Son gelatinosos y pegajosos. Ensucian todo lo que tocan.
A: Veo que te vino!
B: Qué?
A: Tenes un hilo de trumps corriendote por la pierna.
B: Mierda, tengo que cambiarme la toallita.

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons
by yararadorada January 22, 2017
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Trump

Master of triggering the peasants. Inspiring person. Somebody. A person everybody should look up to and try to be like him. You can't be him. But you can try being as good as him if you learn from him and his ways.
Trump is the saviour of the western hemisphere and will bring back dignity to the simple people.
by enlightened by Donald Trump January 22, 2017
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Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.
Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.
by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017
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