Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024

poop deli

Poop deli is the theme of a viral tiktok skit by user Itsfrankie13. The skit is mocking stereotypes of the New York and New Jersey deli ordering process. They use imaginary "poop" as an extra topping on their orders as a mockery of things like "gabagool" or a "shmear of cream cheese".

One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.

When the whole family goes to the poop deli..

by Zzzbeanxxx December 2, 2023

POOP

jgfcøkl POOP

POOP 21

by ohmyAPPLES20000000 September 28, 2019

poop

something that comes out your ass

i will poop on your dick Bitch and eat it dont play with me!!!!!!

by sirbarksalotr7u489 May 1, 2022

I has to poop

uh oh brothers

uh oh brothers sisters and siblings I has to poop

by dapooper June 1, 2021

Poop ScoopZ

To show devotion to another element in turn to pick them up at they’re lowest or highest esteem.

Bobby I love you! Poop ScoopZ!

by Poop ScoopZ November 23, 2021

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..

I think that fag is a poop licker.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023