Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023

poop nugg

BEST HUMAN LIVING AND BREATHING ON PLANET EARTH

“i love poop nugg”

by criihub May 14, 2020

poop-a-traitor

an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily

Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!

Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.

by hello everyone! November 16, 2011

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025

Poop

thing comes out bunghole

I took a big poop

by Thing that's very smart February 5, 2020

Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

Poop

A slimy, wet, chunk of discarded bacteria that comes out of your ass.

Kid: dad, what are you eating?

Dad: poop, want some?

by I masturbate to animals February 4, 2022