fish and chips

oi its a little bri'sh thang lil leng ye mate lil wanka

o and also is food

"Oi do you want to go for fish'n'chips ay and then get a drink from the oldest inn in england ye?"
or you could say it like this
"Hi there do you want to go for fish and chips?"

by Anynomous #8526 October 20, 2022

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.

*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*

by Jjshdddkdishbsbsjskshsbdbd September 21, 2013

Exploring Fish

When you let a fish lay eggs in your mouth so you can feel them swimming in your stomach.

My stomach gets so ticklish when I’m exploring fish

by Hazel-nut October 9, 2020

Story Fishing

When someone posts something specifically aimed for someone else to respond.

“I left her story and she put me back just to post something specifically aimed at me”
“Dude that’s story fishing”

by Glockguzzler420 February 10, 2025

The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

Fish

An aquatic animal with fins and scales.

Leena is a fish

by Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit October 8, 2022