Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020

Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.

Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.

by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016

Hand condoms

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.

Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.

by Arianamous November 23, 2021

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025

Syrup hands

Syrup hands/booty fingers. This happens when you wipe your ass and get doo doo on your fingertips. The smell of syrup is actually doo doo from the last time you Shitted. I’m not a scientist but I’m tell you, what was told by my professor and studies

I have syrup hands, I need to wash my hands ASAP

by Professor . Jackson February 28, 2019

Hand Sogns

Hand signs or gang signs used to communicate through online classes or community calls

jeff:*does hand sogns saying that we should leave the meeting*
teacher:I wonder what that poor boy is doing
Karen:what da hecc he doing imma talk to manager
jeff's friend: I agree
*leaves meeting

by the one guy who vibes April 13, 2020