Skip to main content

SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
mugGet the SpongeBob Guymug.

turk the guy

turk the guy that likes banana also a staff member for being very smart and hot turk also likes bananas if you didnt know and epic
turk the guy and i like bananas

turk the guy is epic
by RiftOfDrift April 16, 2021
mugGet the turk the guymug.

4G Guy

The perfect guy who meets all the standards generous, gentle, gorgeous, and genuine.
That 4G guy we met last Saturday he’s actually in my class if you want to meet him.
by QueenKeeperSsi August 27, 2021
mugGet the 4G Guymug.

a guy that drinks glue

Literally no one:

You: bitch I’m a guy that drinks glue
by I don’t drink glue September 18, 2019
mugGet the a guy that drinks gluemug.

club guy

a person who loves and goes to night clubs till he or she is in their late 50S!
my buddy glenn is the biggest club guy i know!
by drummerg August 26, 2007
mugGet the club guymug.

Guys guys guys

Nemo says, Guys guys guys!
by Dieidquwbd February 24, 2022
mugGet the Guys guys guysmug.

Man Face Guy

A guy who likes to play osu!mania.
by ImNotMimi August 31, 2023
mugGet the Man Face Guymug.

Share this definition