Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.

I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Exploring Fish

When you let a fish lay eggs in your mouth so you can feel them swimming in your stomach.

My stomach gets so ticklish when I’m exploring fish

by Hazel-nut October 9, 2020

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.

*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*

by Jjshdddkdishbsbsjskshsbdbd September 21, 2013

fish

Not something in the water.
Not something you eat
It's something in receive.
It's something you receive in verbal terms.
It's when you're called a fish.
The guy/her/them that you liked called you a fish, someone you love called you a fish, someone you hate called you a fish.
These are all signs.
Signs for whoever called you a fish....
has a very big fat crush on you.
And thinks about you all the time.
If they be rude and call you idiot
and make love related jokes about you and them...
They are crushing on you
or they just hate you.
or its just a thing in the sea
#keep simping in secret

Joe: Hey idiot.
bOb: bruh. Hey u fish *blushes hotly*
Joe: jag talar engelska (Svenska, swedish)
bOb: good for you fat toad *blushes*
Joe: *KISSES*
bOb: *slaps joe and hurts him and accidentally kills and throws in trash to hide body and then runs*
Dead joe: thanks 4,6,9? Age is just a number, because I thought he liked me because you told me the signs tHaNkS for killing me

Disclaimer: usually if ur friend insults u ur either rlly good friends or they like you-

by 4,6,9? Age is just a number. January 3, 2021

Big Fish

Bella.

"She a Big Fish!"

by Bradleesha May 5, 2021