Johnson Family Reunion 

An annual event whereby a group of unrelated, hedonist, high-living men ranging from 25-50 years commence for a weekend at a vacation resort area in an attempt to recapture their youth by indulging in heavy drinking and drug use.

"Hey, fill that script of vicodin, buy a lot of vodka and roll some fat blunts - we're going to the Johnson Family Reunion!!"

Johnson Family Reunion by eddie fusco May 10, 2005

Johnson&Johnson

The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff

We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.

Johnson&Johnson by Sulucci September 11, 2006

David Johnson 

A person who likes to suck cock along with being the worst running back in the NFL. Along with any other person with the name is also gay.

yo guys, david johnson is gay and sucks cock but he's bad with the cardinals, keeping sucking dick, so you can get paid.or anyone with the name david johnson.

David Johnson by TheUnderGod September 3, 2019

John Mayerish

Referring to over privileged kids that are yuppies.

Preppy college kids that want to be hippies are John Mayerish.

John Mayerish by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

John Catanzara 

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.

John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.

John Catanzara by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020

Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

Papa John's Spectacular by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009

magic johnson 

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

magic johnson by pimpshit May 15, 2006