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Fool’s Gold

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.
Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.
by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025
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The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!
Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.
by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025
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When the Eaglebeef is seen sucking on a gold ingot usually the second phase of the battle
What phase are you in? I'm in the Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars phase
by Cools Man December 22, 2025
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bum with a heart of gold

A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.
Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.

Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...
A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks
by nigeshvar June 15, 2024
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