Fuck you

(1. Jealous
(2. Hate

(1. Fuck you you got the new nikes

(2. Fuck you why did you hide the remote

by Wow Cool Mate March 4, 2017

Fart fuck

When your farting and he shoves his dick up your ass. To stop the farting

I couldn't stop farting so he Fart fucked me

by Jekskdk June 25, 2016

Cat Fuck

The act of pinning your partner face down, buns up whilst mounting from behind pressing the face down into the bed, ground, carpet, rug, sofa, etc... Just like an alley cat bones his mate. Howling and unrecognizable noises are encouraged in order to wake the neighbors!

I got home after a particularly long day at the office, walked into my house and cat fucked my girl without warning.

by Shav Glephic January 24, 2018

Cluster Fucked

When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications

I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked

by The Real Marvel Knight November 29, 2011

Fucking rent

An exorbitant amount of money paid on a weekly or monthly basis by a hapless tenant to evil property-owning overlords.

"What? This week? That is horseshit, I thought it was next week... fucking rent.

by Elfangor August 21, 2011

Fuck on Ice

When you're a Canadian and you want to explain something to an American and he just won't get it, you use the term to basically say fuck you, I'm a Canadian.

Ex: Trying to tell him why you love hockey so much, and he's like "Yo, bro, I just don't get it." and you're like, "Dude, go fuck on ice eh."

by I'm Canada... August 22, 2011

For fucks sake

Pious non-invocation borrowing religious lightly archaic language asking for intercession in a matter too trivial, too far gone to ruin or with such an obvious solution that invoking an actual entity would be in vain. The contrast with crass language helps to give a wink to the recipient that you aren't deadly serious but need to catch their attention. Has the added benefit of simultaneously enabling the speaker to endure pain via this vulgar non-curse, or formulations referring to possible ancient soul Fook for shock value followed by a more traditional invocation.

Running towards burning microwave popcorn "Oh For fucks sake! Open a window!".
For fucks sake roads washed out. Call dispatch and tell them it's going to take twice as long to get this coal to Newcastle. Definitely sleeping on the couch this weekend it's our anniversary fer fucks sake.
For fucks Sake that drill isn't broken you have been going the wrong direction for an hour!!!
For fucks Sake you've been bird dogging me all week, get me my money Big Dick, I already texted the steward.

by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022