touching the turtle

Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.

Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.

touching the turtle by happy_turtle July 8, 2010

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Under the tongue

A person who is subservient in the relationship based purely on sexual intercourse. They will do anything if it means getting more sex.

Similar to: Under the thumb.

Tony: "Where is Alex?"

Matt: "He's not out tonight. He's totally under the tongue by his new girlfriend"

Tony: "Too busy having sex to come hang with the guys!"

Under the tongue by Gregtron January 23, 2011

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the truth • the thing • The Town • the three b's • the tubes • the trap • the trifecta • the time • the tits • The Triangle

Tap the Trap

For one of your friends to hook up with a black chic. That is to make out, to fuck, or to receive anytime of sexual pleasure from a black girl

Bro 1: dude haden got with a black chic
Bro 2: well then he tapped the trap bro
or
Bro 2: so dude, i heard you tapped the trap?
Bro 3: what I like the chocolate man, must I recount your incidents?
also
Guy 1: Dude! I think i got jungle fevor
Guy 2: Then go tap the trap bro

Tap the Trap by Trapaholic4life October 27, 2011

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choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

choking the teddy bear by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014