Mopey Fuck

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.

Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.

by Leto172010 December 26, 2010

Dinner Fuck

to ingadge in intercourse of any fashion before, during, or right after dinner

Your the best Dinner fuck I've ever had, the salad was really good.

by Leeena:) February 20, 2009

subconscious fucking

the act of sex in a dream

man i so had a dream i slept with her what a case of subconscious fucking

by mro November 16, 2007

Cluster Fucked

When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications

I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked

by The Real Marvel Knight November 29, 2011

Fake as Fuck

Another way to say "100% fake"

Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck

by Sherm Head May 30, 2018

snooker fuck

v. The act of fucking someone in as many ways as conceivably possible. Can also be used as a noun to refer to the person of interest.

Emily has such a gorgeous body, man, I want to snooker fuck that bitch all day long.

by Zeptys October 31, 2008

Cat Fuck

The act of pinning your partner face down, buns up whilst mounting from behind pressing the face down into the bed, ground, carpet, rug, sofa, etc... Just like an alley cat bones his mate. Howling and unrecognizable noises are encouraged in order to wake the neighbors!

I got home after a particularly long day at the office, walked into my house and cat fucked my girl without warning.

by Shav Glephic January 24, 2018