One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 2, 2014

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One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 12, 2018

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light one up

smoke a cigarette

let's go light one up.

by burn one, offends weed smokers March 21, 2016

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cold one to the stomach

A prank involving a dusty cold piece of pizza that is gently applied to the target's stomach while they are asleep.

Dude if you take my phone one more time I will give you A Cold One To The Stomach!

by Hello, Newman August 1, 2014

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The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd

I’ve been through hell but would do it all again for Kate (the short one)

by Me-Hop December 10, 2019

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Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023

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