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Fortnite 

A fairly over-hated game that people used to enjoy but then because popular people on YouTube played minecraft it began to get hate in the form of Minecraft good fortnite bad
Guy 1: Hey wanna play fortnite?
Guy 2: sure what time?
Obnoxious kid: FoRtNiTe BaD mInEcRaFt GoOd
Fortnite by Tommylee456 June 3, 2020

Fortnite 

A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.
Virgin 20 year old: Yo I’ve got a win on Fortnite!
Chad the hulk man: Lmao you’re a fucking loser
Fortnite by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020

FORTNITE 

John: Hey do you play fortnite?
Jim: No, its cancer

Fortnite 

An easy way of coming out as gay.
Kid- Mom and dad I have something to tell you and it's not easy.
Mom- What is it son.
Dad- Yeah, tell us.
Kid- Well... I play fortnite and i'm proud of it.
Dad- Oh, Okay well I support you and I am not against your choice in life
Mom- Yeah same here.
Kid- Thank you for not being mad
Mom- Of course not we're not we love you
*Then his family killed him in his sleep because they secretly didn't approve of playing fortnite*
Fortnite by SP1N Duwaiyis June 10, 2020

fortnite llama 

This is my Uncle. His name is ikevoidzimoletits Now Fuck off Cunt
Help The Fortnite llama Ate my Dick off
A tournament that occurs when a group of gamers decide to play a match of Fortnite. After the match ends, each looser must then proceed to give the winner a blowjob, until he/she orgasms.
Would you believe that after last Fortnut, Mikey came so godamn hard that they needed to replace his testicles?
Fortnut by Humble Jeremiah June 14, 2020