METHED UP

THE CONDITION OF BEING SO STUNG OUT THAT THE IDEA OF SELF GROOMING HAS BEEN LOST AND REPLACED WITH INSATIABLE URGE TO FIND THE BUGS THAT CRAWLING AROUND UNDER YOUR SKIN BY BURROWING HOLES WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
OR AN IDEA SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN FORMED ON A METH BINGE.

MAN THAT CHICK IS METHED UP.

by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018

parent up

When a mother and/or father need to take a greater responsibility in raising their child/children and not have extended family be guardian.

Sue and Dev need to parent up and stop leaving their kids off with her parents to raise.

by AlbertBNormal July 23, 2010

Jeffed Up

The act of making poor life-altering decisions while under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol.

So I was blackout in Western last week right, next thing you know I Jeffed Up and spent $87 on Jägerbombs because they were $1.50 each.

by CaptainFatArms March 8, 2014

the UP way

first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others

When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!

by whitehat October 23, 2006

Fuzzed up

When you're so pissed your hair stands up, kinda like a cat.

Bitch got me Fuzzed Up

by Kitty Toes May 26, 2017

Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014

Up-nuts

A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.

Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts."
Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."

by 3rikasan March 22, 2012