oral sex

Oral sex is when you suck a hot guy's cock and balls. Also includes kissing, licking, and just plain adoring. For men, it's licking a woman's pussy.

I was walking to Kyle's room. My boyfriend, Alex, (his brother) was meeting me. I walked in and there he was, sitting on the couch. All he had on were some boxers. "Hey, Alex, I came like you wanted. So, what were you planning?" I asked. "You'll like it," he said, smiling. He walked over to me a pulled of my shirt. Then he took off my pants, underwear, and bra. He looked at me and said, "Wow your hot! And look at those huge boobs!" He knelt down and looked at my pussy. He started licking it. He kept it up and i started to moan with joy. "So this is what you were planning." i said. When he finally stopped licking and kissing my pussy, he stood up. He took of his boxers. He had a nice big cock. I knelt down and licked and sucked and kissed. He pushed my head in farther and I licked and kissed and sucked his balls. Then he cummed and cummed and cummed some more. So much went all in my mouth. I licked his cock and licked. Oh it was wonderful! Then we had a lot more oral sex!

by suck my pussy! April 27, 2007

nugget sex

A nuget in this case is a quadrapaleigic having sex with another "nugget". An exclaimation of shock. As one might guess there is usually a third person aiding the proces.

aw nugget sex! I dropped the vase.

by Karl Evensburrough February 24, 2008

racoon sex

similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.

brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.

by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008

sex dress

Usually a skimpy short dress, worn with the intention of getting lucky in public with the dress on.

For public fucking, a short dress will be the most discreet, this dress is referred to as a sex dress.

With my sex dress on, I can get lucky without the trouble of being without pants! Cant forget no panties tho!

by punanymous December 12, 2009

Tiger sex

1. Sex hidden from a partner which will only end in damaged property and public apologies.

2. Sex with multiple, high end babes / hookers that just don't quit

1.
Greg - "dude, you comin clubbin?"
John - "yeah fo shizz, where you headin?"
Greg - "anywhere I can get me some Tiger sex"
2.

Greg - "yo dude, this Tiger sex is wearin me out!!"
John - "man, your girl is gonna smash your ride when she finds out!!"

by frilla_123 February 21, 2010

Half-Sex

when you're going to have sex but it just doesn't work out. this isn't when neither person has an orgasm... that's just bad sex. half-sex is so much worse. maybe the guy's dick was inside the girl, but really only technically. it doesn't feel good for either party - maybe it just didn't go all the way in, maybe one of you just didn't know what to do, maybe there was an interruption before things could get good, maybe he had whiskey dick - but ultimately it just sucks. No one was enjoying it, and it never even gets close to being pleasurable for either person. Neither partner would classify this as having sex, and they both end up disappointed.

Friend 1 - "Hey, what's your body count again?"
Friend 2 - "Just one - Tom!"
Friend 1 - "but you definitely slept with Mark too, shouldn't it be at least at two?"
Friend 2 - "Mark was just half sex, so I don't bother counting it."
Friend 1 - "What's half sex?"
Friend 2 - "Well, since he had whiskey dick and his roommate walked in before we did anything worthwhile,. it wasn't even real sex, it was just half-sex."
Friend 1 - "oh! I am so sorry, half sex is the WORST."

by thom216 May 3, 2016

iPod sex

A disturbing trend among American teens in which someone writes and records audio erotica about a friend. This person will then listen to the vulgar audio file in public, often in the presence of unwitting friends and family.

After John sent her his latest mp3, Mary was suspended for having iPod sex at school.

by hornydude6969 August 15, 2011