Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Philly Jr

Archie, known as Philly Jr... Loves to get pegged by Philly Sr

Philly Sr and Philly Jr are looking to grow there family tree with more Phillies

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly Sr

Philly Sr is a black tranny who lap dances on Philly Jr's 2 incher even with Viagra Pills.

"is it in yet?" - Philly Sr
"It's been in for the last 4 hours......." - Philly Jr

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

philosophie

Da "deep 'n' deliberate" intellectual/moral subject-matter dat da serious-thinking BFG discussed wif his pint-sized-damsel "human bean" friend.

Da tiny-but-brainy heroine of Roald Dahl's classic "smaller-but-honorable folk triumphing over huge-and-mean-but-bumbling" individuals suggested dat she and her large colleague work together to defeat said towering terrors --- I like her philosophie a whole bunch!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

Philadelphia faucet

You come in someone’s mouth you jump on their stomach, so it blows out their nose

Yo I’m gonna give you a Philadelphia faucet

by Philadelphia master February 23, 2025

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025