Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis

Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again

by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018

9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.

Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice

"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"

by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023

Waste Job

Something that wastes both your time and money and is a lot of work to do .

"She's a total waste job".

"Every time I work for him I get roped off somehow, it was a total waste job".

by Puppetfromvegas March 30, 2025

make a clean job

do something thoroughly.

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Bluh job

Bluh job. When you hit her gag reflex to many times during a blow job

Sharon gave me a bluh job last week, I'm telling you bro I had carrots in my pubes for days

by Daflad May 3, 2019

The Boston Job

Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.

by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013