zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 October 6, 2016

river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

kwalked off the job

Sellin bunk dope. Even to Fran’s. Bottom dweller.

Dude this is all cut, mussa kwalked off the job again.

by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021

guy job

just another way to say guy, but with more emotion

Look at that guy job over there

by lagik May 22, 2024

Pacific Rim Job

When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.

Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!

by Oops_There_It_Is May 28, 2018

Shab Job

The opposite of the phrase "not too shabby." To perform certain tasks like a freaking idiot. When common sense is too overwhelming for you to bear that you mess up the easiest of tasks.

Max: did you see Carl try to paint today
Jason: yeah that was a total Shab Job

by CrockDundee April 14, 2014