Real Emo

Real Emo only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
I listen to Real Emo
by snechta December 05, 2024
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Brocken and emo core

When you dress in all black but you can’t put in enough effort to be considered emo or goth.
“What’s your favourite aesthetic?”

Cottage core.”

“Brocken and emo core”
by Homobefore99 January 14, 2022
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Emo-ment

I'm fine now, just had an emo-ment
by Firstnymo July 22, 2017
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Emo twang

The slight emo tone or style used in many early 2000’s emo songs, along with the midwest emo genre. Even twangier!
Panic at the Disco lead singer Brendan Urie has the perfect emo twang.”
by brotherrrrrrrrr69 January 24, 2025
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Emo Stew

When a woman puts on guyliner to her man, then proceeds to fill a bathtub up with hot water so that she can give him a blowjob underwater. Best if done with My Chemical Romance playing in the background.
(At the Hot Topic)
Billy: How did your date with Jennifer go?
Bob: It went hella good, she gave me the emo stew.
Billy: Did she play MCR?
Bob: Nope, Twenty One Pilots.
Billy: Then dump that fake emo skank.
by Emo Extremo September 29, 2018
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Emo Bangs Kid

An Emo Bangs Kid is those kids who cut their hair short and get bangs but always push their bangs off to the side/part them so they don't look like they have bangs and then once their 'bangs' have grown out to be like around the length of the rest of their hair they push their bangs to their face so you can't see their eyes.

Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....

The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids

Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)

I rate them a solid 96/10

"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid
"Yo I heard you're an Emo Bangs Kid, that true?"
"Yeah only at home though"
"Sweet bro"
"K"
by Yo-Wtf October 21, 2022
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emo-sized

in a emo type state but not really wanted to black your eyes or cut your wrist
Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.
by Tman00178 September 02, 2006
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