Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.
A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.
Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.
The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.
Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.