Cheese on my keyboard

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.

Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard

by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008

Mongolian Nipple Cheese

A piece of any kind of cheese, that is in a shape of a nipple and is made in or came from Mongolia.

Emma: hey look at that cheese

Bri: Ha it's in a shape of a nipple.

Emma: I know thats so cool

Bri: hey look it says it's from Mongolia

Emma: It's Mongolian Nipple Cheese

by Beca-Is-Awesome March 29, 2010

Dick-Cheese Pirate

A Dick Cheese Pirate is one who deeply enjoys pirating dick cheese for their own personal use

guy1: what is cody doing?
guy2: being a greasy dick-cheese pirate.
guy1: figures...

by jloedistsew March 22, 2010

Philly Cheese Steak

When u jizz in your hand then wipe it on your pubes and then the girl licks it off

I think the girl liked the philly cheese steak i just gave her.

by Tim the cool cat November 11, 2006

Ukranian Cheese Sandwich

(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.

FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.

by Dick Fergusen101 February 26, 2011

cheese flail

The word cheese flail originates from a nomadic tribe in Nothern America. These sick people sit around a table and discuss how to take of the world, by force and institute a communist utopia against the will of the people. The flail is used to crush the dissenters.

The communist beat the republican with a cheese flail when he refused to eat tofu.

by The_Soapbox_Preacher_without_A_Religion October 24, 2004

Grilled Cheese

A state of extreme inebriation.

"I had too much to drink last night, I was grilled cheese."

by YourrrMMMooommm September 30, 2009