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The word cheese flail originates from a nomadic tribe in Nothern America. These sick people sit around a table and discuss how to take of the world, by force and institute a communist utopia against the will of the people. The flail is used to crush the dissenters.
The communist beat the republican with a cheese flail when he refused to eat tofu.
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