No nut november pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

On the 1st of December, everyone who has completed no nut November MUST cum.

If they don’t, they have to complete no nut December as well.

I’m so exited for No nut November Pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

by Now Nut December November 11, 2019

~`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

When you are so bored of typing all the letters in the keyboard you decided you to put the numbers and symbols as well.

I was so bored during computer class I typed ~`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? on our document.

by SUB TO CodedHydro [GD] November 5, 2020

Dark Souls 2

The most disappointing game ever created by From Software. PVP is plagued with dark buffed katana users who also happen to spam R1. Sometimes unfair bosses such as Lost Sinner on NG+ and Flexile Sentry on NG+. Seriously, if you want a good game go play Bloodborne.

Bobby: Do you want to play some Dark Souls 2?
Bob: Fuck that, I'd rather be playing Bloodborne.

by Eileen the Crow October 18, 2015

The 2 Beer Dance

When the microscopic sound waves of one who that is Rick James sudenly caresses and dabbles sweet rythmic flows through your ear drumsies, you mistickingly have two beers at one point in time and one can only but not fully control the rythmic spasms, and move in a counter clockwise motion as many time as needed until well spent.

SUPERFREAK, SUPERFREAK,
(and so it begins)

by Bill+Pot=High March 4, 2005

P.I.F.2.E.

Poop Is Fun To Eat

Robell said, " P.I.F.2.E."

by Broderick November 14, 2003

1 and 2

The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.

game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere

by J-Truck April 15, 2008

Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.

"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind

by Chad March 16, 2005