Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

Tit lifter

A bra

My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better

by Hurricane Dorian June 30, 2023

tits

girls boobies

this is girls two dots also known as tits

by mizbah khan June 6, 2022

tit ratio

The ratio from one tit to the other because they're always different sizes

Jimmy:yesterday I was titty fucking my girl and I noticed she had a tit ratio.
'La#q-uish&a(: nah you were fucking me you were drunk as hell.

by 'La#q-uis&ha( May 30, 2018

tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Titted

full of tits(boobs,breasts);Covered is big breasts

I was Titted last night, when I was in the bar lots of girls took of their bra and came up to me

by Sapnu your dick December 18, 2018

Vegan Tit for tat

Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.

Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!

by reverenddogman January 13, 2021