paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

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border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.

"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"

by twizm12 January 14, 2008

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grill job

Oral sex performed by someone with braces.

While trying to straighten her teeth, Susan gave awesome Grill Jobs.

Most rappers give Gill Jobs.

by SirDave1978 March 03, 2014

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plop job

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!

by Marcus F. February 07, 2007

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Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2024

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