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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
mugGet the 9 to 5 jobsmug.

make a clean job

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
mugGet the make a clean jobmug.

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
mugGet the thailand hand jobmug.

Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018
mugGet the Tasmanian Blow Jobmug.

Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.
To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.
by BradMojito November 22, 2011
mugGet the Rim jobmug.

Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.
Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!
by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023
mugGet the Paint jobmug.

Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."
by tetjob March 20, 2020
mugGet the Tet Jobmug.

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