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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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Rape meat

A person who is used only to be raped.
Or
#xdrdn
I used that girl as rape meat last night
by HliasLemons October 30, 2023
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beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)
by lucasant November 13, 2023
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Meat ‘Gina

Did you see that large Meat ‘Gina over there?

Mays wants to eat a big meat ‘gina
by BigBSchlong69 November 14, 2023
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Meat Tornado

A Meat Tornado is the act of swinging, flailing and or spining your dick around in circular motions like a "helicopter dick" but without using your hands.
One guy at a party was asked to show his party trick which was a helicopter dick. Thinking thats nothing specail, a random guy yells out loud "you call that special. "Check out this meat tornado!"
by C. Cream November 19, 2023
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Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.
“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”
by ohz999 November 19, 2023
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Meat chain

A meat chain is when there are three or more guys and they gave each other a boner by accident or on purpose
“Last night I was in the car with Christopher and Harry, Harry got a boner from me because of my big muscles, I got a boner from Harry because he got a boner, and then Christopher got a boner because he saw me and Harry with a boner so we had a meat chain”
by OHMYGODTHATSSOBIGANDJUICY🙀 December 24, 2023
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