Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
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The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.
The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.
Chad 1: Are you still texting that lady from the club the other night?
Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.
Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.
Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.
Chard 1: Peace.
Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.
Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.
Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.
Chard 1: Peace.
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your dog: *sniffs*
your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"
your dog: *sniffs*
your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"
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