Ground Rule Double

The scenario is such that you have a kiss and a promise from your old lady but you are not confident that she will deliver later on. So you have the forethought to masturbate in the morning so if it dosent work out with her later you don't become a testosterone filled mad man. So contrary to a double header which would require one to have sex twice in one day this would be considered a Ground rule double should she conced to sex later on.

Person1: Hey Keith I scored a Ground rule double yesterday.

Person 2: What the hell is that?

Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.

Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.

by Decals March 12, 2014

double omg with knobs

like saying omg 1000x

double omg with knobs did you see rafe with carmen the other day?

by bjork; November 9, 2007

double you tee eff

The elogated form of wtf, without actually saying "what the fuck?"

Double you tee eff! Why did you just say that you idiot?!?!

by Fifi December 23, 2004

double decker pecker wreckers

orthodontic braces for straightening teeth

It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

double shot

When your partner and you orgasm at the same time

"Oh, my God! What are the chances of that?"
"I know, babe! We rarely get a double shot!"

by Terran_watcher September 26, 2017

Double Glock Glock combo

The double Glock Glock combo is a oral sex position usually used by the female to the male

Female: you finna get your self the Double Glock Glock Combo

Male: shawty you bad!

by Yasin.vro February 2, 2019

double text thumb arthritis

When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.

Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?

Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?

Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.

Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!

by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009