Clown Shit

noun. The work product that necessarily results from three months of alcohol-laden procrastination, followed by 96 hours of unremitting inscription. While exceedingly colorful and lengthy, it is nonetheless composed purely of fecal matter.

After pining away for 4 miserable days in the library, Josh was able to turn in 50 pages of clown shit.

by JBWalkWalk July 25, 2008

Shit Goose

Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).

That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!

by Justin January 11, 2005

pre-shit

To eat food purchased from such outlets such as MacDonalds or KFC, also know as fast food or junk food outlets.

Want to come for some pre-shits with me at the KFC in the Arndale tonight?

by dewexdewex May 4, 2008

shit you

its a mix between shit off and fuck you!

'geez a swatch o yer baw bag'

reply ' here, shit you, hombre '

by Tyny January 14, 2009

Piece of Shit

Useless, worthless, anything or anyone that has no purose, or works incorrectly... or fecal matter deposited out of the butt..

Moulton lava is not a piece of shit or a rock.
Elizabeth is a poisonious piece of shit.
There is a piece of shit on the side walk in San Fransisco.
Please clean that piece of shit before allowing it to go out in public.
Your car is a piece of shit.

by crappa shares August 5, 2011

Shit Flickers

Shoes that are too big and capable of flicking shit with the tip!!

Check them shoes out, they are proper shit flickers!

by Zoe_1985 October 24, 2008

Shit burger

when someone has bad breath you ask them if the shit burger they had for lunch came with a soft drink

talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!

by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007